yeah im back from Penang.. the trip was awesome!!! ate almost every hour... curry, laksa, CKT(char kuay teow), and loads of stuff.... still missing the food... oh yah.. i rode a jet ski for the 1st time... super awesome..... it was crazy fast and the adrenalin was just fantastic!!!! =) loads of tourist there.... was kinda disappointed coz we couldnt go up penang hill... the tram was busted.. anyhow.. the trip was still awesome... i planned.. PLANNED to read my physics there... but i just ended bringing it there for nthing... physics! gotta study... can anyone help me with physics? i dont understand heat... its justs heats me up lol.. anyhow hopefully i can understand it by today... if not im dead... omg i just realized its already thurs.. crap! time is running out... someone help meeeee!! brains gonna go ka-put soon..
books that i doubt exist..
physics in 5 mins
how to pay attention in cik hanizah's class...
how not to pay attention in physics and score A
score A by hibernation
how to ace physics by not knowing physics at all
physics chemistry and biology in 10 mins
haha.. just being crappy.. anyways.. time for dinner! ciao!
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Monday, September 21, 2009
i'll be back
im off to Penang for 3 days... =P cant wait.. =) dont miss me ya! ^-^
and yeah.. happy b'day to Kay Yan again.. =)
exams are coming.. YEAR E.N.D EXAMS... i didnt really touch any books yet.. just read some irrelevant novels... better start studying.. better focus.. better stay away from the comp(75% chance i'll not happen)... get my mind straight..
i just cant stop thinking of.... YOU
sometimes i feel that im pretty dumb..
and yeah.. happy b'day to Kay Yan again.. =)
exams are coming.. YEAR E.N.D EXAMS... i didnt really touch any books yet.. just read some irrelevant novels... better start studying.. better focus.. better stay away from the comp(75% chance i'll not happen)... get my mind straight..
i just cant stop thinking of.... YOU
sometimes i feel that im pretty dumb..
Monday, September 14, 2009
chuck norris frenzy
-If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
-Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
-Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
-Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
-There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
-Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
-Chuck Norris IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
-Chuck Norris is capable of photosynthesis.
-Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was; if Chuck Norris kicks you, your relatives will feel it.
-Chuck Norris can MAKE water run uphill.
-Chuck Norris floats like a butterfly and stings like a tomahawk missile. At mach 3. In the face.
-Chuck Norris’ IQ can be expressed simply as a sideways eight
-Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
-The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.
-When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
-When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
-Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
-In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
-Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
-If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
-A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.
-Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
-Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
-When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
-Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
-Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
-The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
-Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
-Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
-Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
-Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
-Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
-Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.
-Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"
-Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
-According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
-Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
-Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
-Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
-As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
-Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
-When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
-Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.
-In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
-Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
-The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
-Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for a day. Give a man anything that is better than a fish, and Chuck Norris will beat his ass and take it.
-Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
-He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
-Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.
-The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
-To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
-In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked in the face by Chuck Norris.
-As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
-There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
-Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
-When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
-TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.
-Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.
-The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
-In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
-There are now five cup sizes at Starbucks: Short, Tall, Grande, Venti, and Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples.
-Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.
-People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply...Chuck Norris
-Chuck Norris eats lightning and farts thunder.
-Lightning never strikes twice in one place because Chuck Norris is looking for it.
-Chuck norris doesnt go at the speed of light, he goes at the speed of Norris
-Chuck Norris make onions CRY!!!
-Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
-Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
-Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
-Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
-There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
-Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
-Chuck Norris IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
-Chuck Norris is capable of photosynthesis.
-Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was; if Chuck Norris kicks you, your relatives will feel it.
-Chuck Norris can MAKE water run uphill.
-Chuck Norris floats like a butterfly and stings like a tomahawk missile. At mach 3. In the face.
-Chuck Norris’ IQ can be expressed simply as a sideways eight
-Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
-The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.
-When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
-When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
-Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
-In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
-Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
-If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
-A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.
-Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
-Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
-When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
-Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
-Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
-The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
-Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
-Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
-Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
-Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
-Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
-Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.
-Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"
-Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
-According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
-Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
-Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
-Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
-As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
-Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
-When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
-Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.
-In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
-Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
-The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
-Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for a day. Give a man anything that is better than a fish, and Chuck Norris will beat his ass and take it.
-Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
-He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
-Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.
-The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
-To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
-In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked in the face by Chuck Norris.
-As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
-There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
-Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
-When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
-TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.
-Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.
-The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
-In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
-There are now five cup sizes at Starbucks: Short, Tall, Grande, Venti, and Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples.
-Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.
-People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply...Chuck Norris
-Chuck Norris eats lightning and farts thunder.
-Lightning never strikes twice in one place because Chuck Norris is looking for it.
-Chuck norris doesnt go at the speed of light, he goes at the speed of Norris
-Chuck Norris make onions CRY!!!
-Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
Monday, September 7, 2009
old...
yea im old... im finally sixty sixteen now.. =) yea enjoying life! i still cant decide what i want for my b'day... still thinking...
stuff i wanna have..
1. ipod touch - mum says wait till spm.. =.=
2. canon dslr camera - mum says see first.. =.=
3. a pair of shoes - christmas.. =.=
i still dunno wat i want lar! ish ish...
maybe a pair of awesome shades?
or maybe a chain?
or maybeyou a book?
ahhh wat a dilemma...
=.=
stuff i wanna have..
1. ipod touch - mum says wait till spm.. =.=
2. canon dslr camera - mum says see first.. =.=
3. a pair of shoes - christmas.. =.=
i still dunno wat i want lar! ish ish...
maybe a pair of awesome shades?
or maybe a chain?
or maybe
ahhh wat a dilemma...
=.=
Saturday, September 5, 2009
IF
IF im asleep rite now.. i wont fall asleep in class
IF im asleep rite now.... i wont have friggin pimples..
IF im asleep rite now... i'll enjoy the comfort of me bed..
IF i eat chocolates now.. I'll crap the next morning... who cares... =)
IF i eat yogurt rite now... I'll crap even more the next morning.. =)
IF i eat something rite now.. I'll be satisfied..
lol.. just being random..
anyhow..
Premise 1: Setember is here!
Premise 2: exams in September
Conclusion: EXAMS IN SEPTEMBER!
lol..
i have to blow the dust of my books.. its been lying on the table for months.. lonely,cold,sad.... therefore the book will be my new friend! =) hehe..
anyhow.. time for me to get my CHOCOLATES.. and get some sleep.. =) nites!
IF im asleep rite now.... i wont have friggin pimples..
IF im asleep rite now... i'll enjoy the comfort of me bed..
IF i eat chocolates now.. I'll crap the next morning... who cares... =)
IF i eat yogurt rite now... I'll crap even more the next morning.. =)
IF i eat something rite now.. I'll be satisfied..
lol.. just being random..
anyhow..
Premise 1: Setember is here!
Premise 2: exams in September
Conclusion: EXAMS IN SEPTEMBER!
lol..
i have to blow the dust of my books.. its been lying on the table for months.. lonely,cold,sad.... therefore the book will be my new friend! =) hehe..
anyhow.. time for me to get my CHOCOLATES.. and get some sleep.. =) nites!
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