funny ones..

B.I.B.L.E. = Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.
-Anonymous-

Leisure time is when your wife can't find you
-Anonymous-

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one . . . and got hit by a bus.
-Bob Rubin-

Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink.
-Anonymous-

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
-E. Joseph Cossman-

I've always been well liked. I was so popular in school, everybody hated me.
-Anonymous-


LOL.. such awesome quotes! haha.. =)